Clothing = bad
Welcome to my blog! The name is Jordan. Expect to see a little bit of everything. And the occasional post about life.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
friend: why do you even like tumblr it's just pictures?
me: because fuck you
Love this part!
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(Source: sea-saltice-cream)
mother of god
jesus christ
puberty has been kind to them
oh my god cookie
sweet jesus have mercy on my ovaries. cookie.
Ned especially. Hnnnggghhhhh. I recommend looking him up on youtue, there is a video of him getting his chest waxed and he has a sailor’s mouth and just, okay I find cursing hot leave me alone.
my mind. ..just look at Cookie … .what in …-faints- my childhood CHOOOO
Wow. :O
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Forever the Blitz.
I’m always available for plans people make except when they want to go party or go clubbing. Like on Saturday my friend Felicia had her birthday lunch with friends. I couldn’t go because I was at a car auction but I didn’t mind. I see her and most of her friends around campus. And I hate Mexican food lol. But today I found out that later that night they went clubbing. Wish I had known about that part! I always miss stuff like that. But why? It’s like the universe doesn’t want me to do sexy things.
