Clothing = bad
Welcome to my blog! The name is Jordan. Expect to see a little bit of everything. And the occasional post about life.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
friend: why do you even like tumblr it's just pictures?
me: because fuck you
Love this part!
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mother of god
jesus christ
puberty has been kind to them
oh my god cookie
sweet jesus have mercy on my ovaries. cookie.
Ned especially. Hnnnggghhhhh. I recommend looking him up on youtue, there is a video of him getting his chest waxed and he has a sailor’s mouth and just, okay I find cursing hot leave me alone.
my mind. ..just look at Cookie … .what in …-faints- my childhood CHOOOO
Wow. :O
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I’m always available for plans people make except when they want to go party or go clubbing. Like on Saturday my friend Felicia had her birthday lunch with friends. I couldn’t go because I was at a car auction but I didn’t mind. I see her and most of her friends around campus. And I hate Mexican food lol. But today I found out that later that night they went clubbing. Wish I had known about that part! I always miss stuff like that. But why? It’s like the universe doesn’t want me to do sexy things.