do you ever stress out over deciding who your favorite character is on arrested development
not really no
You the most bad ass looking castle your childhood has ever known in this game. I mean look at that castle it is fucking brutal. It has spikes and it’s dark. It’s above fucking lava. You fall in that shit you are dead. But every time I play I just am like why do I cross a gay ass fucking RAINBOW FUCKING BRIDGE!!! I mean it’s like they were like “guys Link has had a rough day let’s have him just skip across a rainbow bridge to fight an evil ass god damn piece of shit. It just they could’ve made it black or something but no. I have to walk across this god damn rainbow fucking bridge to kick Ganon’s ass.
HE LOST SEVEN YEARS OF HIS CHILDHOOD, MOST OF HIS FRIENDS, AND HAS HAD TO RISK HIS LIFE FIGHTING ALL KINDS OF EVIL ABOMINATIONS. AND LET’S NOT EVEN GO INTO ALL THE SHIT HE GOES THROUGH AFTER OCARINA OF TIME.
TRUST ME, THE HERO OF TIME NEEDS ALL OF THE WHIMSY AND CHEER HE CAN GET.
