Tales from the No Clothes Zone

clubpenguln:

is jennifer aniston even aging 

make me choose → clarissassfray asked: schmidt or winston

dietcrush:

My mom was born in 1969 so some of her usernames have a 69 at the end and I haven’t found an appropriate way to tell her why she can’t do this

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*